"Dear Lewis" - On Scandal

Dear Lewis,

In light of your recent plunge into overwhelming public disapproval, I felt the need to share with you a few words written by a friend of mine.

“Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.”

And in case you are in fact guilty of your alleged wrongdoings and actually feel remorse for your actions:

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”

I hope these words are of some consolation to you.

Propitiously yours,
deTrop